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by maico886
Wed Jul 20, 2005 12:07 pm
Forum: Whatcha doin'?
Topic: Get that bug!
Replies: 8
Views: 9373

Spiders

What's up with that spider phobia? Last night, there it was, this HUGE eight legged thing parked on the ceiling just above my bed. Well, I did what every brave, fearless male does in a situation like this, I told my girlfriend to get the baseball bat and squash that thing! So there I am, too lazy to...
by maico886
Thu Jun 09, 2005 8:06 am
Forum: Share your story.
Topic: Cubicle Blues
Replies: 8
Views: 7941

There is something to be said for security but, I hear you, I've never been more stressed than when working for someone else. When I began working for myself, I stopped having stomach problems, I was much more relaxed even though I am in what's perceived as being a high stress job. I think it create...
by maico886
Mon Mar 14, 2005 1:19 pm
Forum: Fun and Games
Topic: All of lifes' mysteries
Replies: 3
Views: 8283

All of lifes' mysteries

Things You Wouldn't Know Without The Tube - All Of Life's Mysteries Are On TV 1. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises wearing their most revealing underwear. 2. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick's Day parade - at an...
by maico886
Wed Jan 19, 2005 4:52 pm
Forum: Pet Peeves / Don't you hate it when....
Topic: Cars
Replies: 10
Views: 12457

Hey, I think I know someone in that area that just happens to be good with directions. Let me know if you ever need help!
by maico886
Mon Nov 15, 2004 12:20 pm
Forum: Interesting Stuff
Topic: Expensive telephone number
Replies: 12
Views: 10311

The reason the number four is like death to a chinese is because it literally sounds like the word for death in chinese.
by maico886
Mon Oct 11, 2004 3:14 pm
Forum: Entertainment
Topic: Superman Blues
Replies: 6
Views: 6450

First superman= George Reeve (similar last name)
I always heard he jumped from a window, (took his TV role a little too seriously).
by maico886
Thu Jun 10, 2004 10:14 am
Forum: Entertainment
Topic: What's the deal with Jennifer Lopez?
Replies: 12
Views: 9364

I'll take 'er. Even if it is only temporary @#$
by maico886
Sat Jun 05, 2004 12:08 pm
Forum: Pet Peeves / Don't you hate it when....
Topic: Graduation Blues
Replies: 15
Views: 17039

This really pisses me off. There is a big difference in punishing a truly bad kid and just keeping a good kid down who just doesn't conform to some arbitrary code of conduct. You're right, don't just take it. Make them answer to you. Schools have always been this way. I had many teachers and counsel...
by maico886
Thu May 20, 2004 6:32 pm
Forum: Fun and Games
Topic: mo' stuff
Replies: 8
Views: 11419

mo' stuff

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was, "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, 'I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?' -- Larry Miller What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them? -- Marilyn Pittma...
by maico886
Thu May 20, 2004 6:22 pm
Forum: Fun and Games
Topic: stuff
Replies: 7
Views: 16257

stuff

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. * Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good. * Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. * Stupidity got us into this mess - why can't it get us out? * Love is grand; divorce...
by maico886
Thu May 20, 2004 5:36 pm
Forum: Pet Peeves / Don't you hate it when....
Topic: Lawnmower chronicles
Replies: 7
Views: 9293

lawnmowing

The proper way to mow a lawn is to go back and forth (for instance;north to south) and then again east to west. Literally mowing it twice. Pulling your mower rather than pushing it is also more efficient and easier. Maybe your neighbor is just a perfectionist. I've known guys who were pretty anal ab...
by maico886
Tue May 11, 2004 4:32 pm
Forum: Share your story.
Topic: Need some Advice
Replies: 14
Views: 10615

This sounds like a variation on a popular internet scam.
by maico886
Tue Apr 20, 2004 1:16 pm
Forum: Whatcha doin'?
Topic: Spending nother day in Hell
Replies: 8
Views: 7747

The more you know about computers the more trouble you have. If I have a problem (and I know I'm lucky) I just call our tech guy.
If I knew a little more I would be tempted to try and fix it myself even with a tech guy. Lucky me.
by maico886
Wed Mar 31, 2004 8:07 pm
Forum: Fun and Games
Topic: brass monkeys
Replies: 3
Views: 7926

brass monkeys

It was necessary to keep a good supply of cannon balls near the cannon on war ships. But how to prevent them from rolling about the deck was the problem. The best storage method devised was to stack them as a square based pyramid, with one ball on top, resting on four, resting on nine, which rested ...
by maico886
Sat Mar 20, 2004 8:06 pm
Forum: Art & Random Creativity
Topic: Art of Quotation
Replies: 5
Views: 6698

I was at a funeral today and part of the eulogy was quotes this person was famous for, ( not well known outside the family of course)
"After I catch this fish and the other two I'm working on I'll have three"
" Anybody can drive a new car but it takes a real driver to drive a piece of s**t"