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Post by maico886 » Thu May 20, 2004 6:22 pm

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

* Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.

* Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

* Stupidity got us into this mess - why can't it get us out?

* Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

* Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

* Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.

* An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.

* There is always death and taxes; however death doesn't get worse every year.

* People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.

* It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.

* I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path.

* Anything free is worth what you pay for it.

* Indecision is the key to flexibility.

* It hurts to be on the cutting edge.

* If it ain't broke, fix it till it is.

* I don't get even, I get odder.

* In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

* I always wanted to be a procrastinator, never got around to it.

* Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

* I am a nutritional overachiever.

* My inferiority complex is not as good as yours.

* I am having an out of money experience.

* I plan on living forever. So far, so good.

* I am in shape. Round is a shape.

* Not afraid of heights - afraid of widths.

* Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

* A day without sunshine is like night.

* I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.

* If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.

* I am not a perfectionist. My parents were though.

* Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hair stylist you like.

* You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

* One of life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a woman gain five pounds.

* It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

* The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

* Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.

* Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

* Age doesn't always bring wisdom, sometimes age comes alone.

* Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show.

* You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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Post by Mauveduh » Thu May 20, 2004 10:10 pm

Those are great.

* I don't get even, I get odder. I'm living proof!
I think Benjamin Franklin said that first. ;->

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Post by altyfc » Sun May 23, 2004 7:11 am

Some days you're the pigeon. Other days you're the statue.

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Post by webwriter » Sun May 23, 2004 8:04 am

I've learned a few more important lessons about people and am slowly becoming the pigeon, and those lunkheads are the statues. Wait until those statues discover what is really going on! Hahahahahahahahahhaha!

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thanks for this tips. hop so it will work fine.

Post by lexin056wga » Mon Oct 17, 2011 1:25 am

thanks for sharing such a good list.very useful

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Post by jevuo676zxp » Wed Oct 19, 2011 8:36 pm

i am just a new member, but i will follow

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Post by yhjn752kj » Sat May 26, 2012 4:42 am

funny

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Post by ClinicByChoice » Thu Jul 16, 2015 8:39 pm

I like this one "I am in shape. Round is a shape"

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